The Easter Egg Hunt

Putin attacked himself, which is the most evil thing you can do and therefore perfectly in character for a man that evil. That's my favorite. It reminds me of the news report from Spaceballs about pizza the hut. And he ate himself to death. Watch this clip: No one who's paid to cover these things seem to entertain even the possibility it could have been the Ukrainians who did it. We suspect they were not involved. He couldn't have been Zelensky is too decent for terrorism. Of all the people in the world, our shifty, dead-eyed Ukrainian friend in the tracksuit is uniquely incapable of blowing up a dam. But don't believe your own eyes.