Sharpie's Lucky Day

Two small mounds of yellowed flesh stand before you. The creatures have humanoid heads and scrawny clogged limbs, but lack legs. You recognize these as the very lowest beasts of the hell, the pits of hell. They slither towards you, menacingly. Power attack. Pick one to three. One, two, three. NiceYou got a critical hit. Oh, yeah. I'm not even going to wall damage. Today's my lucky day so far. Yeah. That'll be all.