Olestra - The Most Tested Substance in Human History

Olestra is an actual substance, you can't make a cressant with a hundred times the butter in it. No other substance like this has ever been tested as a food adective. It's literally all of the taste and none of the calories. So protern gamble eventually spends 500 million dollars on this holy shi. The promise of lake ever diet and diet food ever is like, eat whatever you want and never gain a pound so if they can make that true, congratulations. You just signd the deed to fort knox.