I'm a Writer and I've a Secret Plan

I remember you being treated so poorly, just being completely objective. But be more serious for a second. I was singled out as a celebrity to go on the daily show with John Stewart and Colbert Report when you obviously would have been so much better than me at it. And maybe this comes from having been in a band growing up playing baseball and basketball. "When one of you is getting some opportunity or attention and it's not you, it still feels really good"