How I Got My First Job With All These Degrees

I feel like I understand it way more in a practical sense based on that description for the first time. And so here you are, you graduated with a PhD in computer science at UT Austin. You have a master's in math and also an undergraduate Princeton in math. What do you do for your first job with all these degrees? And that's where I also didn't really know what to do. So I kept going in academia, which is the natural thing, which is not an easy gig to get because it is a pyramid scheme.