CERN - A Man Who Traveled Back in Time

There was a guy who wasn't there who broke into CERN. He said that he traveled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. Police are baffled but not that bothered. Higgs baguette is the most one. It's covered in tuna mayonnaise. Surely someone's marketing it now in Paris? I should point out that Dad is on David Ike.