The South Deserves Its Own Category

Texas deserves its own category because I have an immense respect for Texas and it's barbecue. As someone who's married to a Texan, I'm contractually obligated to agree in just real life. The barbecue style is different. Do you know how many Texas people are? It spans the entire bottom of the country. Is it the southern part of the country? It's the most southern part. So where are the south then? Then that makes us the south. We're on the western side though. They're more in the middle. And they touch other southern states like Mississippi and they're around like close. But guess what? They're still all the south.