Graham's a Million Smackers?

Prince charles accepted a suit case filled with cash, saying, doesn't he realize how many bottles of booths he could have got in there? All that cash was just to buy three packs of dutchy original ginger biscuits and an organic tea off of me. The million barely covered it. Still much cheaper than waiteres whimbleton and andy murray has crashed out of the second round of the tournament. So what will you do now? I don't now so cause i'll have to improvise. Can you guess who it is?