Father Christmas and the Magic Helicopter

It's not anything worse than what we do, which i sant won't bring you presents if you're bad. A shur, we talk about father christmas, yes, sir. Bcause, you know, he is leaking. Sorry, well, his bones. So this is saint nicholas, and he has some relics. And they leak. It's a clear liquid that is called, sort of manner, by the priests who guard the tomb. The harbour water tends to seep into where he's entombed. Every year they have this festival where holly fish has coina ye - exactly it's like the great story of jesus. He makes