Valentine's Day Is Like a Box of Chocolates

It's that gendered thing again of like, well, the man wants sex and the woman doesn't, but puts up with it. It's like Valentine's Day is like the trade off of like, he gives me gifts and I give sex. You're literally giving someone 25 things of which they will like approximately three and of which approximately six of them will have some disgusting viscous liquid oozing out of them. No one likes all of them. So to give them something that is literally meant for the broadest possible palette is actually an insult. To give someone a box of chocolates is essentially a corporate Christmas gift. That is it's good to read as well.