I Am Selfish, What's Something Wacky and Funny That You Could Use to Communicate I Am Sick?

"There's got to be something. Exima, cancer, you," he says. "You don't want to use anything to touchy like AIDS and breast cancer or any kind of disease that historically has targeted an oppressed minority." He goes through the 10 funniest ways to convey a message in stand-up comedy. The list is broken down into three categories: madcap, silly and misplaced focus.