Ep 194: Tim Minchin
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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The Importance of a Japanese Toilet in Your Home
Would you have it if someone offered you a tap that dispense sparkling water? No. Then that will ruin all meals out for me. I hate having more things that can break down in my home. So literally, I've got to want a hot and cold water tap. You know, and I want light switches to be like on and off. It's like, each light has a switch, each temperature of water has a tap. Everyone wants a Japanese toilet in the house, right? My first experience as a Japanese toilet was when I stayed in Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber's apartment in New York once while he was fond of me. The water pistol that fires up my anus is
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