The Dick and Octopus. What the Fuck?

A woman in Tucson, Arizona was seized by an octopus which he had landed while fishing at the Pier Friday. Miss McDonald fainted and so firm was the grip of the young sea monster that efforts of spectators to remove it were unsuccessful until a fisherman applied a knife. This guy's got pills that'll make your wife poop. Have you ever heard anything so enticing? A marshal died from a dick wound and there's been octopus fights.