How Do You Ride a Bike in San Francisco?

"I have not ridden a bike in San Francisco. I have in Portland and it was the same like, beep boop, let me rent this guy." "Even with an e-bike, I still do like plan my roots knowing that almost any...it doesn't matter," he says. "There's lots of reasons I'm not getting into ... But I want to try and keep your bikes charged up. Just throw them in the river!"