How to Hold a Five Year Old at Bay

I reckon with my dad's like 80 almost now. I don't think I could take more than about one 90 year old. The thing about your dad is I think he is a superhero. There was that time he was pissed around with guttering on the roof. And he fell off of the ladder and broke his neck. But then he got up with a broken neck. And he like went with his head to straighten the neck up. And then he carried on. Well, wow, it was amazing. So yeah, otherwise five year olds, I don't know how many how many could you conceivably take? Maybe one, one on a good day. Do you think?