The Eggless of Equipment

"You're welcome to any consumables as well that a bezler has with him for freeze since bessler is retiring he's offering each of you one or two items from his stash for free but the rest is being used for the mission in Erbil oh well that changes everything I didn't even bother looking at the list because I have no money can I just go ahead and call out the two items I'd like absolutely?" "I'm gonna take the waste of time which is a tattered belt that once-for-long rest grants the user automatic success on a skill check with the best possible outcome however this check cannot advance the plot. Why not as long as it wastes everyone