Carpet vs. Hardwood Floors | Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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The Importance of Hardwood Floors
I feel like this is one of the things where I have to concede a little bit where carpet comes in over hardwood. Hardwood takes an L when it comes to neighbors. There's nothing to stop you from running a vacuum over a hardwood floor. It fucks up your floorboards until they can't fucks them up no more. That's all it is. A Roomba also, a Roomba is like if you gave puppies, it's like if you giving a puppy or a kitten a job is aRoomba. Because they're like, oh, it maps your house. None of the fuck it doesn't. And then it goes, that's
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