How to Write a Concise Otoni Post

I worry though, Ben, I know you write about Otoni now and we certainly talk about him on the podcast. But I wouldn't want to rob you of your wonderment, you know, joy. If I were writing very regularly, if I were just full time on the Otoni beat, then I think probably each individual post could be somewhat more concise. They keep making Star Wars. Just so, so many. Is it bad? It's not bad. Oh, but Chris Pratt is bad, right? You know, just give me this. He's not good.