How to Be a Good Wrestler

I'd have to wear khakis so people can see the stream. That's funnier than actually peeing. It's just lifting your leg when you're acting like a dog. Soak in your shorts. I've had a Jeff Jarrett used to piss his pants a lot. They probably all do. Seems like a pants pisser. Didn't, uh, didn't Andre use to do shit on people? When he was young. He ate a bunch of escargos, shells and all. Just shimped. And then, drank 75 Bud lights and had to work a real barn burner and shat all over Scott Hall. Oh, it's getting sweaty in there.