The Writers Guild of America Is Going on Strike

The Writers Guild of America is going on strike. There will be no more words written in the whole of America until they get their demands, which I believe are more letters per word. So any jokes written under strike conditions will no longer be considered funny. Comedy writers are also joining in the strike, but it will affect only the punchlines. And crime novelists have also come out and supported their colleagues by refusing to include who actually done it at the end of their books. But let's be fair, Andy. He has welcomed anyone to observe the elections, but under some minor restrictions. Those restrictions being that you will have to wear a blindfold. The Kremlin claims that this will in