Weddings

You grow your potatoes at Labor Weekend in time for Christmas Day so that you have new potatoes. In the olden days, they never used to have like jodering and stuff and the flowers would make them smell nice. That's why you carry the flowers when you walk down the aisle. And because we always say flowers to Fanny, or we say like, what is it? Because you know how you've got to hold the flowers. True story. OK. I'm good telling the truth after this. Actually, just really quickly, that's an old wives tale, right? But like it makes sense.