Canadian Maple Syrup

As a Canadian, they're not nice, homely people wearing puffer jackets. Each puff on that puff is full up of expressed anal juice from bears. When you send an email, you must give thanks to the postmasters that came before. I'd like two tickets to see Celine Dion at the ice hockey in the Cirque de Salet. And what is a beaver? It's a tiny bear with a flat tail. Because it's been spagged out. A tail is actually sort of a spag-a-spag-aroid, isn't it? It's just... It's a hardened spag-A-roid. Canada! Canada! Canada