I've Put Out in Birthday Presents

Eleanor has a friend called Raffi, but it's pronounced by her friends as Raffi. They were at a petting zoo with other people from Essex. Artemis ran to this bird that was running and shouts to Raffi: 'Raffi, come quick and look at the peasant' She then points in the general direction of the bird and says "Pheasant" The story goes on for seven minutes and 47 seconds.