199 - Guidelines for Retrieval
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Sanitation Guide Lines Press Releases - Is This Really a Press Release?
The sanitation department is working on new guide lines for the amount of waste that any one person can drop off at a time. We're between communication directors though, so it will be a while before that guide line is released. This isn't their field at all, they went to school for television broadcasting, not for writing municipal press releases like this one. So how did they even get to this town in the first place? And more importantly, how do they get out? The point is, you got rid of too much too fast, and now you want to get it all back. But unfortunately, it doesn't work like that. As we have stated, you may only retrieve one item
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