How to Be an Insane Athlete

There's an air hockey ringer that's two blocks away. And there's this chick that plays air hockey and some Coke out of her mind. She would just run dudes and make like 150 bucks a night. I've never seen anything like it. This is not a sport. You can learn how to fuck an A or hop. But if you put it on a three and three basketball court, you're going to call a stretcher and three ambulances. No, I know. It is a game. Is you recognize that there are so many people with strange body types that are insane athletes? There’s also jazz dudes that can't move for shit. Yeah, yeah