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Ep 566 - Elves with Benefits (Reindeer Falls #4), by Jana Aston

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I've Attempted to Bribe an Officer of the Spirit With My Dick?

This is like when the Beatles said they were bigger than Jesus. Yeah, it's like that. Cause they, they've evolved beyond the need for him. Doesn't she give him a ticket for trying to bribe a holiday enforcement officer with his dick? Yes. That's verbatim on the ticket. If you were to challenge that in Christmas court, you'd have to have to be read into the record. You'd have to be tried by a jury of your Christmas cheers. Joe Biden points all the judges to the cringles circuit. He loves Christmas. It's a real cringles,. cringles, cringles."

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