The Pigeons Are All the Same Size

We've had a lot of emails this week, so thank you for sending them. One from Peter who claims he saw two pigeons having sex outside Windsor Castle in 2005. It was Prince Edward and Anne of Cleves disguised as pigeons. The distortion because of the, you're thinking they were all pigeons will be because you're standing next to a castle. So it's almost impossible unless there's a Starbucks or something recognizable branded shop as a control. And if possible, can we sack that camera man and replace him with a Cube? Yeah, with a sentient Cube.