Ben Elton, John and Reginald Wigthe

Celebrities like to give themselves a pseudonym so that the press can't find them. He likes to pick these particularly dirty ones, cause it affects people who're tring to get in touch with him and he knows. So for example, his mother keeps complaining to him, saying things like, i can't believe you've asked me to ring and ask for sir horace pussyo ayes. Also gone for sir humphrey handbag and bobo latrine ye anarion, bigbom.