The Secret Life of a Liverpool Fan

I was embarrassed to tell me mum I was going on a date or something like that. But for me, it was important to get to know you first and know that this was going somewhere before I jumped into bed. When we went back to your flat, you didn't even have any sheets on the bed as if I'm going to use them. You also had a bizarrely dirty toilet. Then we couldn't do anything with each other because of our different lifestyles. She was a tough, tough, fun to crack. Like obviously, yeah, it's not a great first date. But he knew from the day we met you that they were going to be together forever. He says