Ari Shaffir: Kosher Trash
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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How to Squeeze Your Butt Chest Together
"I don't know if you guys can squeeze your butt cheeks together as hard as you've ever done that ever before in your life And try to bend your knee At the same time But like you can't that you can't do it. It's like sneezing with your eyes open I have no idea why bending the knee like this is a release valve," he writes. "Until you touch your butt you still are holding out hope You know that's what we do is humans we hold out hope and ... Please let it just be a streaker."
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