The Kirby Man

"I would look at pictures of dogs all day," he says. "If I saw the first four words of a story in writing I could say which one of you is telling the story." The slime stories start usually one of the theories there at my old job or I had this friend he lives in a trailer park, and then Aidan is like niche smasher name. Me and Ken. Nobody fucking asked me. And y'all wrote his name on that".