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The Podsurrection

Red Scare

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The Short People Article

The short are also inherent Conservationists, which is more crucial than ever in this world of eight billion Thomas Samara's who has been studying height for 40 years and is known in small circles as the godfather of shrink. We would save 87 million tons of food per year not to mention trillions of gallons of water Quadrillions of BTUs of energy and millions of tons of trash when you mate with shorter people. Lowering the height minimum for perspective partners on your dating profile is a step toward a greener planet So true queen. That's exactly what I tell myself when I end up dating yet another guy who's five nine and underI'm saving the planet and conserving energy that

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