What Are You Accepting?

"This is even better than I anticipated and I had very high expectations for you So you have exceeded them. "I am bestowing on you a magical microfilm in which you get to utter two phrases These phrases will be Incepted into every human being on the planet And whenever they wake up for whenever their next day is They're gonna sit up in bed and think that both of these ideas were their own That they're the best ideas they've ever had and that they're gonna act on them."