The Squeaky Staircase in My House

"It was the single most terrifying thing I'd ever seen, an image that'll be burned into my mind until the day I die" "I didn't stick around to see who they were, or what they look like, I just turned around and bolted back inside," he says. 'The person haunting me is a man with not a single scrap of clothing on him' He adds: 'If for no other reason, then define me.'