Do You Hate Merits?

The Delta is a post-grad diploma in teaching English as a foreign language. It's about the same level as a master's qualification, and there are three modules. I'm actually quite pleased because I thought I might get a merit, and I really hate merits. So I would rather have a pass or a distinction. If I'd got a distinction, obviously I would be very happy and surprised. That was the module that I knew was going badly and thought I might not pass. Distinction then merits, then pass and then fail. Do you want me to pass you the milk? Yeah, but it's a spoon. We're going to take the tea bags out first. And