The Automatic Sperm Extraction Machine

A machine designed to capture semen is kind of a funny thing, that's okay. No shame on anybody for that. But the fact that you have both the government trying to encourage people to donate sperm and this weird machine has created fertile ground for a bunch of right wing weirdos to start making jokes about it. The machines price listing on Alibaba where it sells for about five to $6,000 describes it as a device that merges modern digital technology, automatic control technology and simulation technologies with semen collection.