The Toast in the Toaster

Toasters are stressful. How come i have been toasting my whole life and yet still, when the toast pops out of the toaster, it's like as if a man had broken into my house with an axe? I feel like valdemore just drank all my unicorn blood, and now i'm trying to stagger out of the forbidden forest. Give me your grape eleanor, i have great news. There's a fantastic emae al around you. Also send in a very cute picture of your border colle looking very distresse.