Do you ever wish that your anus was bigger or do you wish it was smaller? I thought about that every day of my life when I wake up. Just for a lot of my friends are, you know, big finger. You could steal somebody's ring, like they do want to remember on Robin Hood When he kisses the captain's hand. He is hard as a rock. No, I don't want my asshole to be too loose. Like I want to feel my shit.
Nick Swardson is an American actor, stand-up comedian, screenwriter, and producer.
Nick Swardson is back to talk about returning to stand up, almost retiring in Key West, and his friend Norm Macdonald. Theo and Nick also discuss bots writing articles, jumping armadillos, and the future of comedy.