I Loiled Her, Oh, Dinghy, the Meringue, Ya

"I loiled her, oh, dinghy, the meringue, yay," writes Sock Newsom. The story is based on a conversation he had with his uncle about writing sentences vertically instead of horizontally. "Without knowing what I was about, like an awkward and unlucky lover, I'd compromise myself by writing this unfortunate sentence", says Mr Newsom.