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299 - Family Recipe

The Tim Dillon Show

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Do You Have Left Over Oyster Crackers?

Send your children into the olive garden five minutes before closed and ask for left over food. Send your this is america. It's not about sitting on your couch and feeling sorry for yourself. It's about sending your children in to local theme restaurants to beg for food. That's why we fought all these wars. If you don't have anything to eat, send your children to olive garden. You can tell your children how great it is that we live in a country where people paid ten million dollars to live in ship boxes stacked on top of each other,. And you can explain that to them while they eat their mashed potatoes that they were given because they cried at the cheesecake factory during

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