Ostrich eggs are the laziest shit you have ever seen. They're basically hedging their bets with respect to producing their young because a lot of them are going to get picked off by predators over time. Ostrages? All the other birds look up to you because you were literally nine feet tall. Can you get it together? And now they also have super thick shells because they have to drop like 12 feet from an ostrich's cloaca to the ground.
This encore includes tons of previously cut and never-before-heard bonus material (and maybe an eggregious number of sidenotes) about how perfect and weird eggs are. The biggest eggs! The smallest eggs! The people arrested for stealing the most eggs! Oologist Dr. John Bates gives Alie a tour of the egg vault at the Field Museum of Chicago and it was a barrage of beautiful sights and shocking facts about bird butts. Get ready for speckly eggs, falcon tales, delicate treasures, snake nesting, pigeon mysteries, modern research with old artifacts, Easter trivia, and whether or not you can hatch chickens from grocery store eggs. Also the carnival ride Alie will never ever ever go on.
Field Museum of Chicago
The Book of Eggs
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