Cancel Party if You Need To

Nobody actually cares if you're there or not. Cancel party if you need to. If you know you're going to sit home on the couch feeling more guilty, then if you like worse at home than if you went, just go. Those ornament undies will really help. You just get diarrhea. That's a great way to get out of a party. Just be like, I got diarrhea. There's a stuff that I take called calm. It is the world's best method to go to the bathroom in the morning and to fall asleep at night. And then maybe we could also find a natural poop spray. This is not an ad, but my God, I wonder if they

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