The Greatest Greek of All Time

Pape nicolo, at georgio's, was named the greatest greek of all time in a national poleme. Alexander the great is beaten by one man, only becausei it that guy who did nassus, not an assus. The speculum invented by this chap called james simms, who was actuly a very unsavoury character in pretty much every way. Even after he came up with the speculum, lots of people refused to use it, in case it corrupted peoples womn god. And now it's basically the most preventable cant sir, up there. I really love the speculum. Er a said, no woman ever