Ye Am I That Person You Might Be?

Please keep me anonymous, as she would be mortified if anyone found out about this. She's the member of our family, that everything just happens to her. Most responses from people when i tell them stuff is, e now, ye am i that person? Fockandajes have an accidental crisis. Is a just, is painful. I might be. Do you mean some one like, like, funny stuff, right? Oi, like disastrous stuff, like they'll crash the car, and then they'll the bustle break down, and then the dirt. Hours of entertainment for the rest of us. E, loking for your bacon sandwich? A, alin