The Slut-Shaming Sea Angels

When two sea angels find each other, and they want to have little baby sea angels, they stab each other with suckers to stick together. So you can tell how many sexual partners the sea angel has had by the number of physical scars on their body. sponge crabs are called that because they wear sponges. It's for evading predators, so they actually wear them as hats or a hat-com rucksack.