How to Use Slender Man as a Port Key

If you think about it, Slender Man would be a pretty cool superhero. He can just pop up in places randomly. How sweet would that be? All you have to do is get close to him, latch on to him, away from the teleport like a port key in Harry Potter. Use him as a TARDIS. Take me to King's Island. I would. That actually is like a walker. Damn it. This is a new pitch for Slender Man too because they did make a Slender Man movie. It probably wasn't very good. But what about a zany one where we get let me think. Okay. I don't know if I want Timothy Sh