Albert and the Lion

Mr and Mrs. Ram's Bottom went to Blackpool with young Albert their son. The lion didn't like it, but given a kind of a role, he pulled Albert inside the cage too. When they told the animal keeper his son had been eaten, mother said she was ' vexed' They then showed him their cap at the police station in front of an angry manager. He agreed that there was really no one to blame for what happened. Now Mr Ram's bottom can still add further sons to their name.