How to Succeed in Life

I like that because I'm terrible at English idioms. No, I'll mix it up with a French one. And I'll make it will sound English, but it will be French. Like I've got my ass full of noodles. Huh? That's a French idiom. It means that you're very lucky in life. You let a coup borde de de newi. Why what? Because every time, whenever you're hungry, you can just pull out a noodle and yum, yum,yum. Oh, yeah. Okay.