Socks - I'm a Sock Snob.

i wanted to be really nice. And i am a sock snob. They look awesome a and i was wearing em around the house, making sure that they didn't rip or who knows? You don't know, i don't know. But ma welden sock has somehow merged together pure comfort and some kind of iron. I don't know what it is. So i got some mack weldon socks on, walking around the house,. and i, i stepped in a nice, watery, wet pile of poodle diarrhoea, wearingmack weldon's socks. And friends, let me tell you, it was a miracle, because it didn't go through