Did You Play Evrequest, Dad?

"We don't want to be shellfish. We don't get experience from this kill." "I was just gufin, but no lute," says dad of his everquest experience. 'You punched a thing out of window,' he adds about the camping trip that ended in death. "'Tis time for Wer chrestation time' - i'm not done yet!" said father after being asked if he had played an Evrequest request before they went on break.